Morbeck Blog: Daily diarrhea

Imac Vs. PC

2011-07-25T12:02:00.000-04:00

Wow, am I glad I have an Imac!

Ignorance is bliss

2011-07-25T12:00:00.000-04:00

How to turn an iphone into an Ipad

2011-07-24T00:05:00.001-04:00

Having an Ipad has never been cheaper.

That's what I call love!

2011-04-13T12:27:00.002-04:00

I didn't know emos listened to the Bieber too.

The offspring of Amy Winehouse and her druggy boyfriend

2011-04-13T12:03:00.002-04:00

This is what happens when heroin addicts have children with crack addicts.

Beauty Pageant Winner

2009-04-01T02:41:00.002-04:00

Check out this hottie! Why isn't she/he on the cover of every major magazine?

Happy Puppy

2009-03-23T17:26:00.002-04:00

He sure looks happy licking the inside of that peanut butter jar. I just hope that when he runs out of stuff to lick someone helps him get his head out.

My God I have a twin

2009-03-23T17:23:00.003-04:00

This lady can't stop looking at that cow. She is startled by the resemblance. If I were her I would run and hug my long lost twin and don't let go anymore.

Up an elephant's butt

2009-03-20T18:54:00.002-04:00

Must be tough to have this kind of job. On the other hand an elephant must have a pretty big butt so It wouldn't be so hard to get in there.

Classy Bar

2009-03-13T18:37:00.003-04:00

This must be some classy place to be. I bet they hardly ever sell beer!

New Video Ideas

2009-03-12T23:04:00.002-04:00

So far some of the new videos ideas that came from the scrip contest video are pretty cool.

1-Parody of Clair from Heroes
2-CC giving a serious political speech
3-Morbeck directing CC in a commercial for a fake product

If you guys can leave more ideas here It would be great as well.

Super Steroids

2009-03-09T21:09:00.004-04:00

To me this guy looks like a freak of nature. Does anyone find something like this attractive?

Poop stick

2009-03-09T15:48:00.005-04:00

This has got to be a fake commercial. I know people invent things to encourage kids to go potty but this is just too much. Imagine the mess they would make in the bathroom trying to make shapes out of their poop. Oh my lord lol!

2009-03-08T21:02:00.001-04:00

Thank God my youtube views are starting to pick up again. This chart shows the last 7 days activity. I hope it just keeps going up baby!

Edible or poisonous??

2009-03-08T20:34:00.002-04:00

I found a bunch of these mushrooms today in my backyard and took pictures of them. I was wondering if they are edible. Anyone knows? There were so many of them I didn't want to throw them out but my mom was scared they were poisonous. BTW the hairy hand is mine and the other one is my mom's lol just in case you were wondering.

An acquired taste

2009-03-07T19:07:00.003-04:00

Everyone was talking about the seafood diet, well its yesterday news. The new diet is the semen diet. This book shows all kinds of recipes you can make with semen. EWWWWWWWW

Spank that girl

2009-03-06T18:18:00.005-04:00

I made a video today complaining about how my video views were low but I got such harsh comments that I decided to take it down. I need to stop being negative otherwise I will drive the audience away. So right after that I made a silly parody of Chris Crocker. Why not make things be fun like this picture right?

Bad video views

2009-03-06T09:30:00.003-04:00

My youtube account was deleted by accident and just got reinstated. The problem is the views I was getting were at least 20k a day and now its about 1k a day. That makes me really pissed off because my revenue is going to be 20 times less than what it was last month. I hope that in a while it goes back to normal but right now things are looking bleak for me.

Michael Jackson backwords

2009-03-01T20:07:00.003-04:00

What the hell is wrong with these people who tan until they look like Michael Jackson in reverse?

Divorce sucks

2007-11-18T22:23:00.000-04:00

Parents are going through a divorce. We are all freaking out at our house. Keep your fingers crossed. I want my mother to be strong and go through with what she says she will. In the meantime im trying to stay focused and help my father with the school.

Fan Picture

2007-10-13T23:02:00.000-04:00

A really cute picture from Delilah who wanted to send me her love. Thank you, I Love it!!

Is that Madonna?

2007-10-13T22:20:00.001-04:00

I guess super diva Madonna doesnt always look good in pictures. And what's up with the manly arms. Lifting weights a little too much maybe?

The FBI is watching you

2007-10-13T21:59:00.000-04:00

Beware that you have no privacy on the internet. Even the FBI knows when you are looking at porn. Well at least it's not against the law.

Animal fur extreme!

2007-10-13T21:36:00.000-04:00

I'm not really that against of wearing animal fur but this picture would piss off PETA.

The wonders of Photoshop

2007-10-13T21:23:00.000-04:00

I love working with photoshop and i think this picture turned out great. I wasn't the one who made but i just thought i would post it because it looks awesome to me. I know this blog is supposed to about things that are on my mind but hey I will write some more about what's going on with me at another post. :)

Kinky hot dog!

2007-10-13T20:56:00.000-04:00

I guess there is something sexual about this picture. But i don't see it. Do you?

A photoshop picture DawndeeDALLAS did for me

2007-10-13T20:23:00.000-04:00

DawndeeDallas from youtube photoshoped these pictures for me. And yes they are based on the actual picture of me at the bottom. I think they turned out great. What do you think?

A Song For CC From A Fan!

2006-09-22T14:14:00.000-04:00

A fan sends CC a tribute!

Youtube Anime Allstars!!

2006-09-22T07:10:00.000-04:00

Morbeck as an anime character which include other famous youtubers

Riffage.Com

2006-09-21T02:07:00.001-04:00

See Morbeck at www.Riffage.com!

What We Are

2006-09-18T00:51:00.000-04:00

A blunt realization of what we really are.

2006-09-12T02:43:00.000-04:00

Riffage.com 9/12/06

2006-09-07T02:12:00.000-04:00

Riffage.com 9/5/06

The Therapy Session

2006-06-16T01:58:00.000-04:00

A video of a friend named David Skyler. Very funny!

And here's is a twist with Trixie Love

Confessions of a plastic mind

2006-05-19T06:47:00.000-04:00

A video I thought was pretty cool

Two very cute posters I got from you tube users Ambam01020304 and Slayerrete

2006-05-15T03:44:00.000-04:00

The end of the World

2006-04-11T19:45:00.000-04:00

This is an awesome short cartoon about the end of the world

Mortal Kombat

2006-04-08T12:34:00.000-04:00

The deadly fight between food. Retarded but funny...

Do it like Bart Simpson

2006-04-08T08:38:00.000-04:00

Create your own Bart Simpson black board phrase by clicking here

Super Interesting

2006-04-08T07:11:00.000-04:00

Click here to see this woman being drawn from scratch. The artist starts with the bone structure and goes from there.

Make your own South Park character

2006-04-08T06:55:00.000-04:00

Click here and create your character from scratch.

Silicone also shows up in X-rays

2006-04-02T20:21:00.000-04:00

Does your scince teacher do that too?

2006-04-02T20:18:00.000-04:00

The dentist dog

2006-04-02T20:13:00.000-04:00

What the Discovery Channel didn't air

2006-04-02T20:10:00.000-04:00

A sign that you have been working too much

2006-04-02T20:05:00.000-04:00

Ballerina Tree

2006-04-02T20:00:00.000-04:00

She always wanted to be a ballerina

Miniature golf

2006-04-02T19:58:00.000-04:00

Isn't that the cutest couple?

Would you think she is a witch?

2006-04-02T18:20:00.000-04:00

The new anorexic Barbie

2006-04-01T18:49:00.000-04:00

For those girls that aren't happy with just being as skinny as Barbie

Like Jesus always said

2006-03-29T22:27:00.000-04:00

No to beer and cigaretts

Profissional do Sé-ki-ço

2006-03-29T00:10:00.000-04:00

Velho safado traça profissional do sexo e só quer pagar 5 reais.

TV controls you

2006-03-28T01:56:00.000-04:00

Logo Generator

2006-03-28T00:25:00.000-04:00

Click here to create a random logo with a sentence or word of your choosing

Bungee jumping gone wrong

2006-03-26T19:24:00.001-04:00

Fantasia de Halloween Macaca Jackson

2006-03-26T17:46:00.000-04:00

Assuste qualquer criança com esta fantasia no dia das bruxas

Volkswagen Fêmea (parte 2)

2006-03-23T20:16:00.000-04:00

O mundo virou ao avesso

2006-03-23T20:12:00.000-04:00

E o Oscar vai para...

2006-03-23T20:10:00.000-04:00

Série idéias revolucionárias

2006-03-23T20:07:00.000-04:00

Jesus está em todos lugares (Não assista se você é religioso)

2006-03-22T17:46:00.000-04:00

A filhinha do Cramulhão

2006-03-22T17:43:00.000-04:00

Novo kinder ovo para maconheiros

2006-03-22T17:41:00.000-04:00

Quem disse que quem serve café não é artista?

2006-03-21T01:08:00.000-04:00

Boneca Jackson escolhendo nariz antes de evento

2006-03-21T01:06:00.000-04:00

Lula é pego em bordel traindo sua esposa

2006-03-21T01:03:00.000-04:00

Banheiro de masoquista

2006-03-21T01:00:00.000-04:00

Coleção Barbies que sua filha não vai ter

2006-03-20T18:06:00.000-04:00

Barbie Lésbica Chique

Barbie Oriente Médio

Xana raspada

2006-03-20T16:31:00.000-04:00

Lançamentos culinários

2006-03-16T22:37:00.000-04:00

Romance das escovas de dentes

2006-03-16T22:32:00.000-04:00

Pinturas corporais artísticas

2006-03-16T18:22:00.000-04:00

Berço de segurança máxima

2006-03-16T18:16:00.000-04:00

Banana suicída

2006-03-16T18:14:00.000-04:00

Volkswagen Fêmea

2006-03-16T13:24:00.000-04:00

Série putas do futuro

2006-03-16T13:15:00.000-04:00

Calcinha Microsoft. Cada usuário tem seu login e password. Aceita todos os cartões de crédito

Série bonecos que sua filha não vai ter

2006-03-16T13:11:00.000-04:00

Ken orgia gay

Ano de eleicões

2006-03-15T22:14:00.000-04:00

Esse ano de eleicões quero ficar longe da televisão em horário político. Aliás quero ficar longe da televisão em qualquer horário porque quando não estão falando os políticos, estão falando sobre eles.

Mundo Bush

2006-03-15T22:11:00.000-04:00

Katie Holmes Antes e Depois no Photoshop

2006-03-15T16:27:00.000-04:00

Antes

Depois

Penteados da Moda (Cabelo de Helicóptero)

2006-03-15T13:59:00.000-04:00

Os Simpsons em carne e osso

2006-03-15T12:52:00.000-04:00

Assista a abertura dos Simpsons com personagens humanos.

Foto interessnte

2006-03-15T12:43:00.000-04:00

Não sei se se estão acabando minhas opções de fotos mas eu achei essa foto legal.

Propaganda para uso de camisinha (What?)

2006-03-15T12:38:00.000-04:00

Use a camisinha senão a aranha vai te pegar. Será que essa propagando deu certo? Que eu saiba homens adoram ser apanhados por uma aranha.

Série Barbies clássicas

2006-03-14T18:06:00.000-04:00

Uma vida dura pra cacete (literalmente)

2006-03-14T17:40:00.000-04:00

Escargot fugindo do prato

2006-03-14T17:36:00.000-04:00

Eu sou fã de escargots. Quando eu trabalhei de garçon nos Estados Unidos eu sempre trazia escargots pra casa mmmm

Efeito Photoshop com ovos

2006-03-14T16:58:00.000-04:00

Imagem artística

2006-03-14T16:11:00.000-04:00

Pra quem tem interesse em fotografia achei está foto uma ótima idéia para outras producões. Especialmente minha amiga Keila que adora esse tipo de foto

Pra quem gosta de verdura

2006-03-14T10:12:00.000-04:00

Isso não é sushi

2006-03-14T10:07:00.000-04:00

DIzen que o Billy Corgan se parece comigo (Sera?)

2006-03-13T12:13:00.000-04:00

Pra quem não conhece Billy Corgan é o vocalista de uma banda que se chamava Smashing Pumpkins.

Carne defumada ao sol

2006-03-13T10:28:00.000-04:00

Quem disse que cyber sex não engravida?

2006-03-13T09:12:00.000-04:00

Ministério da inutilidade adverte: Internet vicia

2006-03-13T09:04:00.000-04:00

Coleção Barbies que sua filha não via ter (parte 4)

2006-03-13T08:53:00.000-04:00

Barbie garçonete de cabaré

Barbie atriz de filme pornô

Não esqueça de dar leite aos ratos

2006-03-13T08:45:00.000-04:00

Eu não sei onde é isso, mas acho que não é no Brasil. Que horror!

Últimos retoques nos ossos para o desfile

2006-03-12T23:39:00.000-04:00

Novo Mc Lanche Drogas Feliz

2006-03-12T21:59:00.000-04:00

Uma imagem vale por mil palavras

2006-03-12T19:31:00.000-04:00

Estão dizendo por aí que a Lindsay Lohan está se involvendo com drogas e está sofrendo de anorexia. É claro que está foto é uma produção de photoshop. Pra quem se interessa em mexer com photoshop irá se apaixonar pelo site www.worth1000.com que é um site de competições de photoshop. Todos os dias tem novas competições e um acervo de imagens muito bom.